Yes, I just saw that. I totally want to have sex with Maureen Dowd right now. Aaron can watch, I guess. Wait, I'm sorry, did Aaron Sorkin just write reality crossover fan-fiction for his own show? I think he did. I think my money quote is "There are times when you are simply required to be impolite. There are times when condescension is called for!

Also, "Hang on. Home run. Right here. Is there any chance you could get Michelle pregnant before the fall sweeps?"