FF: Turnips, Not Pumpkins J/D - PG-13

Disclaimers: I own nothing, I’m making nothing… these wonderful characters were created by Aaron Sorkin and belong to Sorkin, Wells and NBC. I’m just taking them out for a spin and will return when I’ve finished with them. Although I might need to hang on to Josh for a while …

Being anally retentive about that sort of thing, I proofed it myself, so any mistakes are mine!

Category/Pairing: J/D – a little bit of risqué Halloween-related conversation!

Spoilers: Post series, so pretty much everything.

Rating: PG-13

A/N: Last week, teresadivicenzo challenged me to write asked me if I’d ever considered writing a dialogue only fic. Being the type of person who likes trying different things, I said I’d think about it. Then over the weekend, I decided I wanted to write a little something for Halloween… and thought I could probably kill two birds with one stone. So, with apologies for the dead birds, here it is!

A/N 2: Thanks to quaggy_mire and coloneljack for giving this the once-over at short notice.

( …so don’t give me a hard time about your underwear. )