The Obscene Amount of Pretty Picspam
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It occurred to me a while ago that I may just be in the slightest bit of a rut when it comes to my fangirling choices. I tend to go for the “not-conventionally-handsome but hot-as-hell” types, which is nothing to complain about – but I worry about these things, so I thought that, in the interests of clarity, and of making sure that my choices are valid, I should attempt to make a serious study of said not-conventionally-handsome-but-hot-as-hell types.
Just for my own peace of mind, you understand.
Then, on hearing that two of my dearest friends have been having rather a crappy time of it lately, I thought – what better way to help cheer them up than by doing a picspam of obscene amounts of prettiness!
So I made a list, drew an organisational chart with arrows and everything - and drew a venn diagram. Because I’ma geek scientific like that. And – what a surprise! – look what happened. *g*
Dedicated to
zinke and
hooloovoo_42.
kiss_me_cassie egged me on, so if you spontaneously combust, you can blame her, okay?
Without further ado – I bring you David and Brad (in various guises) – two amazingly talented actors who also happen to be able to turn sensible women into puddles of lust.
By the way - the majority of the WW and S60 caps are pretty dark, compared to the DW ones - but then the TWW ones are much older. It's not your eyes or screen, it's just the way they are - sorry.
Let’s start off gently, shall we?
They both have rather crazy hair at times


They have the best puppy-dog eyes in the business


They’re amusing drunks


They both have lovely hands


(let your imaginations run riot, ladies, you know you want to!)
They're both very good at ... er... *melts*


They both have a Donna!


(Is there anyone reading this that doesn’t know that a)David and Catherine are huge fans of TWW and b) When asked what other TV show she’d liked to have been in, Catherine said “West Wing or Studio 60”, to which David commented, “ah, that’s because you wanted to be Bradley Whitford’s girlfriend”?)
They’re both quite… bendy ;-)


They both seem to have a bit of an oral fixation


When it comes to suffering, they can break our hearts and look utterly beautiful while they do it




The "don't fuck with me" faces are pretty hot





They get hostile when hostility is called for


They’re both huggers




They both have a smile that can light up a room


… and dimples to die for


Their smirks have been known to cause fangirl implosion at fifty paces




They both have an utterly irresistible grin


They both look hot in specs



- and cool in shades


… and can induce fangirl death by looking over the top of said glasses


They have a nice line in “come hither” looks (although I have to admit that I think David wins hands down on this one – go here if you need further proof!)



The way they look at "their women" has reduced us to puddles of fangirly goo on many an occasion


They could win trophies for snogging






While in some cases, their fashion sense can leave a lot to be desired –


It’s not really like we’re paying much attention to the clothes, are we?
*stares at the freckles*
At their best though – they can both work a pair of jeans


Not bad for a man in his jim-jams


Or in a tux


And I think, in the interest of completeness, I should include “The Tony Bennett thing” from the end of the evening


They both look really good in a nice suit.


Or, indeed – out of one!


I hope that's given everyone something to... er... think about!
Caps are from various places, including screenmusings, jems, Sonic Biro, The Medusa Cascade and Demon-cry.net and the BBC DW website.
And also enabled by various LJ friends including
chloris67,
coloneljack,
dana_cz,
crossmymind and others. If I’ve used something of yours and not credited you, I apologise; let me know, and I’ll fix it.
Just for my own peace of mind, you understand.
Then, on hearing that two of my dearest friends have been having rather a crappy time of it lately, I thought – what better way to help cheer them up than by doing a picspam of obscene amounts of prettiness!
So I made a list, drew an organisational chart with arrows and everything - and drew a venn diagram. Because I’m
Dedicated to
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Without further ado – I bring you David and Brad (in various guises) – two amazingly talented actors who also happen to be able to turn sensible women into puddles of lust.
By the way - the majority of the WW and S60 caps are pretty dark, compared to the DW ones - but then the TWW ones are much older. It's not your eyes or screen, it's just the way they are - sorry.
Let’s start off gently, shall we?
They both have rather crazy hair at times


They have the best puppy-dog eyes in the business


They’re amusing drunks


They both have lovely hands


(let your imaginations run riot, ladies, you know you want to!)
They're both very good at ... er... *melts*


They both have a Donna!


(Is there anyone reading this that doesn’t know that a)David and Catherine are huge fans of TWW and b) When asked what other TV show she’d liked to have been in, Catherine said “West Wing or Studio 60”, to which David commented, “ah, that’s because you wanted to be Bradley Whitford’s girlfriend”?)
They’re both quite… bendy ;-)


They both seem to have a bit of an oral fixation


When it comes to suffering, they can break our hearts and look utterly beautiful while they do it




The "don't fuck with me" faces are pretty hot





They get hostile when hostility is called for


They’re both huggers




They both have a smile that can light up a room


… and dimples to die for


Their smirks have been known to cause fangirl implosion at fifty paces




They both have an utterly irresistible grin


They both look hot in specs



- and cool in shades


… and can induce fangirl death by looking over the top of said glasses


They have a nice line in “come hither” looks (although I have to admit that I think David wins hands down on this one – go here if you need further proof!)




The way they look at "their women" has reduced us to puddles of fangirly goo on many an occasion


They could win trophies for snogging






While in some cases, their fashion sense can leave a lot to be desired –


It’s not really like we’re paying much attention to the clothes, are we?
*stares at the freckles*
At their best though – they can both work a pair of jeans


Not bad for a man in his jim-jams


Or in a tux


And I think, in the interest of completeness, I should include “The Tony Bennett thing” from the end of the evening


They both look really good in a nice suit.


Or, indeed – out of one!


I hope that's given everyone something to... er... think about!
Caps are from various places, including screenmusings, jems, Sonic Biro, The Medusa Cascade and Demon-cry.net and the BBC DW website.
And also enabled by various LJ friends including
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